Friday, January 14, 2011

101 ways to annoy people ... 91- 101

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something 
about "psychological profiles." 

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 

96. Never make eye contact. 

97. Never break eye contact. 

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 

bonus... 102> post a blog for 6 days about 101 ways to annoy  I hope i didnt annoy anyone .. i love these types of lists. most are pretty funny.. :)

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